to be single

Molly and rick are always bickering
There’s no end to the battle of natalie and ken
Lanie has klaus chained to the house
And dinner at jacks always ends with linda never coming back

Dudley and kris kiss in public
While you’re trying to speak 
Ryan’s always groping monique 
In the middle of the street
It’s hardly discreet!
And sometimes they prance with their hands down the pockets of each other’s pants

Ah, how it’s nice to be single
I can do whatever I choose
I've got nothing to lose
Nothing to prove to anyone!

Meryl sees dave as a veritable slave
She's got a man on the side
And tammy's always two-timing clyde
Who's emily's beau
Which everyone knows
Except for the host at the grotto who's also had him out of his clothes 

But oh
Sometimes at night
I turn off the light
And turn to my right
Someone to talk to would be nice

A hand to hold 
A hug when it’s cold 
Or go for a stroll
But the minute I find someone I like
I want to be single again

Music by ballman, georgis, ham, johnson, lyrics by johnson
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